Friday 21 January 2005

I suspect this is going to be badly spelled!
So my Blog this week?
I did find it fascinating that I was the inspiration behind a new Blogger. My favourite branch of the Sunderland Supporters Club, Coxhoe have recently introduced a blog to their normal web site stuff. This was attributed to me and my lil' diary. They can be found at www.safcsa-coxhoebranch.blogspot.com They have said nice things about me, yet that's not the reason they are mentioned! it's an organic thing this Blog stuff. I admit my friend AF's site had inspired me to write about my life in comedy, yet whilst the people closest to me piss themselves at AF's outpourings, mine don't even raise a giggle!
So....my jaunt, it's going to be brief, if you're waiting for hard core action and life- like sounds, then you're going to have to ring the number, wait to be put through and then they hang up on you! (and you never see the real stuff anyway!)
Tuesday 11 January 2005
Chased the storms up North. It's a lovely feeling, listening to Sally Traffic on Radio Two and all the bad weather is behind you (bit like the career really!) Arrived at my destination...a fucking Brewsters! I kid you not! Nice night though.
Wednesday 12 January 2005
I'd never eaten in an ASDA before, now I'm a committed Sainsbury's fan.... for food!
ASDA for cheap Trollies et al. But Sweet Baby Jesus! that food was horrific, dried up nonsense. And that was the best I was to get for what seemed like a fucking year!
Cafe Continental..you know who you are, on the sea front, looks like a fucking library! American Hot Dog with Chilli? Sorry?, it was more like "Iceland" "Lips and Arsehole" Jumbo type Sausage" with Chilli" When I said to the ..ahem.. "Waitress" that it wasn't in fact, an "American Hot Dog, avec Chilli" she said... "I know!"
luckily, this forward thinking establishment had left customer satisfaction notes on the table..I'm still writing the cunt, as we speak!!,........
I watch my favourite films at least once a month, sometimes one creeps up behind me and says "Fuck me, Roughy, you haven't seen me for a while!" But what and how, writes the song...says what's right or wrong?
Then...it was a bit of a blur!
I had the most amazing(post Bradford) curry I've ever had! It did things to my bottom that I've never experienced!
P.S. If you spell check SUNDERLAND on a Blogger spelcheck , it comes up with CINDERELLA!! Christ! if ever there was an apt title for us! : Two ugly sisters living next door; N**c***l* and Middlesbro'. Oh and also, you wanna try typing cunt!... it comes up as Shearer!
P.P.S
Don't write a Blog when you're half pissed!
FTM!